Land motherfuckin’ ho, bitches! The sun is out and we are in Cali waters. The seas are semi calm and we are working on a plan to take a quick deck shower. Watch out world! Craig’s up first, and is really sticking true to that Screaming Mimi team name. Cold showers is apparently what dreams […]

A full week since we left Port Townsend! We are all very ready to get to land. We still like each other, we just really want showers. And a full 8 hours of sleep. Last night, right before the Whistling Bungholes were supposed to get up for the 11pm-3am watch (or as Cody likes to […]

In my rush to put down the phone yesterday, because it makes me feel V vomity, I was remiss to mention that Craig is the only one not really feeling any seasickness. At one point or another Beth and Cody each have felt quite terrible. Cody even thought he was about to barf. But, ever […]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast for a special report. I totally puked. That’s right. I up chucked. I vommed. I hurled. I lost my lunch (technically it was just bile and a couple crackers). I made a donation to Neptune. I can’t say that I prayed to the porcelain gods because I was at […]

We have had our first casualty. Please take a moment of silence for the 3 plates that shattered when the whole stack came flying out. (I’m not gonna name names about who didn’t close the cabinet, mostly because I have no idea who it was and also because chances are high that it was me. […]