A place for posts

In my rush to put down the phone yesterday, because it makes me feel V vomity, I was remiss to mention that Craig is the only one not really feeling any seasickness. At one point or another Beth and Cody each have felt quite terrible. Cody even thought he was about to barf. But, ever Read more

We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast for a special report. I totally puked. That’s right. I up chucked. I vommed. I hurled. I lost my lunch (technically it was just bile and a couple crackers). I made a donation to Neptune. I can’t say that I prayed to the porcelain gods because I was at Read more

We have had our first casualty. Please take a moment of silence for the 3 plates that shattered when the whole stack came flying out. (I’m not gonna name names about who didn’t close the cabinet, mostly because I have no idea who it was and also because chances are high that it was me. Read more

We did it. We made the Big Left Turn. We are in the freaking Pacific Ocean. And I didn’t even have a panic attack. Probably because I was distracted by the whales that came to give us a send-off. Or possibly because Craig slipped a mood stabilizer into my tea this morning. I wouldn’t even Read more

Cody peed on a baby seal. True story. It didn’t happen todayyyyy, but it happened. And technically the seal, who had likely just lost it’s mother forever and had been crying all night, was asking for it. There’s a whole story there and I’m not gonna get into the nitty gritty of it all, but Read more