A place for posts

  • Resort Life

    Resort Life

    How the hell am I supposed to write an entry that is funny enough to follow one about Craig wetting the bed? It’s too tall an order; lower your expectations. I mean seriously. A grown man pissed himself. It’s free fucking comedy. I just can’t top it. I encourage all of you (except Uncle Tim) Read more

  • #Shambles

    #Shambles

    You know when you have a weird or funny experience and you just can’t wait to tell a certain person? This one person will truly understand the hilarity of the situation and appreciate your story telling. Sure, you’re excited to tell other folks, but some stories are just meant to be told to certain people. Read more

  • Zero Sleeps ‘til Donut Day!

    Zero Sleeps ‘til Donut Day!

    Jeff and Brenda’s campaign to get us to join them on Donut Day worked. Here we are, rafted up in Judd Bay debating how much breakfast to eat. It’s like Thanksgiving morning. Do you want to eat a lot and stretch out your stomach? Or do you just eat a little and save space for Read more

  • In Pursuit of the Beautiful Donut

    In Pursuit of the Beautiful Donut

    During our raft up in Reid Harbor, Jeff and Brenda wouldn’t stop talking about the Donut Lady at the Saturday Market in Eastsound on Orcas Island. On and on they went, raving about a dessert breakfast item. When we couldn’t take it anymore, we finally agreed to meet them there the following Saturday. We don’t Read more

  • This doesn’t suck

    This doesn’t suck

    If Italy is shaped like a boot, and the lower part of Michigan looks like a mitten, then Sucia Island is a hand that is missing a couple fingers. The finger islands are privately owned, but the main portion is a state park available for exploration. There are trails, campsites, and caves to investigate. We Read more

  • THE SHACKLE!!

    THE SHACKLE!!

    There are a two different ways to take a vacation. One way involves significant amounts of planning and scheduling everything down to 15-minute increments. Someone is usually running around like a mad person, frantically trying to keep everyone on schedule and filling each day with FUN FUN FUN! Or at least one person’s ideas of Read more